Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Fit for Life...A Rant




     Okay, I know I am going to piss a couple of people off with these questions;    WHY is it when a person is physically fit for his or her's lifetime and makes the effort everyday to eat right they are told that they workout too much, they're too thin/skinny, obsessive, narcissist, and/or you have an eating dissorder?    BUT, when an over-weight person decides to get on track with his or her's life they are doing great, looking good, on track, or have great will-power?  I'm not knocking weight or finally getting fit at a later age,  I'm just wondering why the same people will tell a fit person one thing and the over-weight person another?

     Next question; I have had the pleasure of working with people that were decently over-weight, helping them toward a healthy weight.  The majority have acknowledged that they single-handly made themselves this way and want to have a guide to a better them.  Even with all the praise for their loss, suprisingly, they also go through the belittle phase from family, friends and/or accquaintances once they get to a target weight and hold it.  I say to them when they complain, 'Its for yourself that you train, not them.  Tune them out.'  THE question is, I wonder at what point when the praise goes to haze?

When I decided to compete in figure I was told
 I was "anorexic,  obsessive, gross, a man..."
     I understand to a point how I must have looked when I was competing.  I did not eat fun foods but once a week,  I did weights 5/6 times a week,  up to 2 hours of cardio for contest preparation and journaled everything.  It CAN LOOK very narcissistic and believe me I have heard it all.  When I was just thin and athletic I was told I was "emaciated, skinny, anorexic, bulimic...etc." When I decided to compete in Figure I was "anorexic, obsessive, gross, a man...etc."  Seriously, what the Hell?  A person with a weaker thought process would have been done in by all of that negativity.  I can only think of all the people who fall along the way from if nothing else another person's inadequacies.

     I can't imagine NOT being fit.  Whether it be for competition or lifestyle, fitness is not to be scolded or belittled.  People need to put the green glasses away,  realize that everybody is different and everybody needs encouragement.

I'm not going to point fingers at the naysayers or degrade them.  That being said, people may be jealous of the willpower, drive, resolution, or self-discipline of the fit person thus treating them this way.  Basic human mentality of wanting what one doesn't have is normal.  Sometimes it's a motivator and sometimes it turns into a crutch.

 Quit judging and get off the couch.


Fit Tips

-Water, coffee or tea.  Nothing with sugars or carbonation.  Carbonation blows up your fat cells.

-Squats.  They release an enzime into the body that helps aid in weight loss, and you get great buns.

-Eat nothing "white" or at least keep it to a minimum.

-Processed foods are not convienience...they make you NOT healthy.

-The percentage of fat on your body is the same as around your heart.  Imagine that little ticker working its ass off to pump blood.  In the same token, if you are too thin on bodyfat its going to be knocking around with no cushion.  Both will invite a cardiac event.

-Body Dysmorphia is real.  If you find you just need to tweek that Bi all of the time or abs are so not ripped enough to the point of hiding or working them too much you may want to step back and evaluate where you are at mentally.

-KEEP IT SIMPLE.  Food, the most basic form of any food is the best way to eat.

-Walk...not just to bathroom, fridge, bed... or bike or run, to the store, pay the bills, to dinner.  A little basket is helpful, some detach for easy shopping.

- STAY AWAY FROM HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUPS.  Not your friend.  There's a reason HFCS is banned in most of Europe...its BAD.  One reason so many people here are obese, it is in everything.

-Low or No Fat Diets promote obesity.  EVERY person I have trained was low fat.  NO!  You need to find a ratio of fat/protein/carbs that works for you.  Good fat is actually your friend.  You will find that the correct amount of proteins and fats give you a mental clarity that is gone when on a low fat diet.

-Practice the Don't Buy It Diet...don't buy it you know its not a healthy choice...Heck, Healthy Choice isn't a healthy choice.  Think processed, NO!



Monday, June 11, 2012

Reminders for the Ladies...One for the Men

My tips to not get whispers:

Ladies!  EYEBROWS!!
They are to frame and brighten your face, not look as if they are looking to fertalize an egg.  I'm not sure why when a lady goes after her brows what makes her decide to shape them into two unfortunate, lost sperms.  My suggestion: part with that 20-30 bucks you were going to spend on two days worth of lattes and get a pro.  Learn from them, they will shape those little whips of fuzz into things of beauty. They will follow your brow bone, they will be shaped, cleaned-up, combed and give you a eye lift.
You will look YOUNGER!!  This also goes for the No. 2 Pencils, the Rooneys, the Earthworms, bald, backwards and constantly surprised.  WHYYYY?

AAAAnd...

As you all know it's now sleeveless season so I just want to pass on a little reminder.
Underarm hair grows in at least 4 different directions (last time I read).  Unless you are waxing you will have to shave in all directions to achieve a smooth, tidy underarm.  Nothing fouls up the look a cute sleeveless shirt or dress than a 5 o'clock shadow all sticky with deodorant.

AAAAAAnd...

Over-tight clothing.  Just admit you are a tad fluffier than you may have been last year and got into your revved up work out a little late so your clothes are snug.  Not a problem stay on task with diet and excercise and Spanx it.  I will be nice...or.  Quit stuffing yourself into clothing that just doesn't fit.  Wearing smaller clothing DOES NOT make you look smaller, IT MAKES YOU LOOK BIGGER.  Nothing says living in the past like throwing on those waist bruising jeans with a t-shirt that doesn't want to cover the roll YOU'VE created. The number size is a guide from which to start.  It is not an end all to wear a size that fits even if it is what you don't like.  YOU WILL LOOK SMALLER!   If you don't aspire to return to the size those clothes are, move on they are history.  Again, I want to say IF you are on your way to losing those pounds consider Spanx...please.  And, ladies who are a tad on the larger side please do not wear stretch pants...not to sound crass but we can see your ass.  Dimples and all.  If you are so inclined to partake in the skinny legwear trend Spanx it, or wear denim with a cute flow-y shirt with a giant romatic pussy bow or wavy flounces that will go over the buns.  Just pleeeaze look in the mirror before you leave the house.
I love Spanx.

AAAAAAAAAnd...

People, people, people...I shake my head...Jammies, primarily bottoms, in public are okay for 3 year olds, tops.  It is not cute, whimsical or funny.  It is lazy.  Thennnn, pairing said jammy bottoms with slippers, ugh, gross!  I hope you're not going home and lounging in grime-y slippers as if you didn't just walk across a parking lot filled with spit, poo, gum, oil, dog pee, de-icer, unidentified spillled liquids...I could go on and digress... It is really not that hard to throw on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt with slides to run to the store. This also goes for the menfolk, some of you are guilty and you know it.

Next time I'm thinking: Hair Poufs, Where do you find high waisted, tapered jeans?, or something.

Because I care...  *rainbow music and sparkles*

   

Monday, June 4, 2012

Well, It seems I have a blog...

Now what to 'blog' about?
     One could say that I'm a Jane-of-all-trades, finding a niche in which to delve into, blog-wise, may be difficult.  I have an innate ability to very good at everything I do straight-away. I have a tonne of seemingly useless information and  random experiences from figure competitions to flowers to photography.  I move on quickly to the next thing once I become proficient, which leaves me with a lot of topics to write about.  FYI, I'm not bragging, if you know me you know I have great visualization and I just DO it.    Except installing window tint...not my forte.  
   


       I would enjoy some suggestions or any ideas or requests or anything.  So throw them my way!
If not, I may get boring...blog #23984752 "Squats. Your Fat Releasing Friend"...blog # 93875948574938 "Squats. You're Doing Them Wrong" I digress.
    Thank you for peeking.  Suggest away!